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i was going to start this post with a grand 'spring cometh' but no. march 20th apparently? i think maybe in the land before blogs/fossil fuels/time seasons started bang on time. 

i know also that i said i would post every week but hey, you get what you pay for.

SO picking up from many moons ago i can only really remember the past week, or what it says on my calendar. oh my canine memory fails me. so we will begin with 160209 which contained nothing but a trip back to the dole office but this time with no line waiting. 24 hours later and it was tuesday where bus diversions plus a model with no timekeeping skills made a day into an hour.

next was to the station where my 2 lonely coins were swallowed and you favourite dog went ticketless with the talking circle saying it was ok, only straight into £20 of injustice and a back row seat on the waterfront. this will lead to collie vs southeastern round 1, results of which i will inform thee whence this occurs.

wednesday and i was in oval, and after a quick thou knows't this and i tell thee that and your favourite dog was now ready for acting. an agency, watson. this was shortly followed by amersham with camberwell, mousey and greenwich where 2 for 695 was the deal and plenty was the order. 

thursday brought nothing i can remember followed by pete postlethwaite as our favourite shakespearean king with the fam, and a phone call from pepsi with an early call of 720 at slough.

while the answer should have been no, bang and it was 520 and your favourite canine blogger was en route to slough via paddington calling at everywhere but breakfast. then of course was 9 hours of waiting with what turned out to be 4 very nice people, 5 strange and one person with a brain made of playdoh. 5 hours of filming and travelling and new x was again the word, where liverpool made a very special appearance that i was all too late for once again, along with kangaroo, grrr, model, happy, police, various, sorel and mousey. 

so a quiet weekend brought curly back from skiing (weeks after greenwich was the alps) and after a quick drink with grrr and the former it was sunday and me and mousey were with simon amstell and 16 and 1/2 other couples checking out some work in progress. 

very sorry this post made no sense. if you want to see more or less metaphorical writing, put it on a postcard to the usual address. or any other comments. 

now there are 5 readers to my knowledge (curly, politics, cocktail, mousey, sheffield) but i want to know how many, so i have included a poll. would you like to see blog titles or just dates as before? i probably wont listen but vote if you read to the end. so i can see how many and if i should start charging/publishing in hardback. 

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so i know i said i would post every week but snow day is no real day and thats what last week started like if you live anywhere. course me curly, feline and the rest caught the beginnings of the almost spring wonderland in lewisham wherefrom i was dusted like a cake underneath a bus stop. this was followed by our own version of 'the hills' (is that an american teen sitcom? not sure) only ours was about sliding down snow on stuff like a box for a bin that i found. and greenwich park surely walked all over catford and wherever you were.

so that was cold and your favourite blogdog built a snowman. but the cold stopped me building a snow dog. then came tuesday which was much the same as monday but plus mousey and jammy dodger, more cups of tea and a fast forward to...

wednesday when after saying my full address 4 times i was lying upon the bed giving something back (blood). exactly 470ml in 5 minutes and 47 seconds. needle stung but i thought of something else and it was okay cos dogs can only think of one thing at a time.

this followed by the pub with mousey and model brought quickly along friday and then friday evening and then friday night where for the first time in 2009 me, mousey, model, grrr, camberwell, brazil, and french were not panicking but roxying all the same, until 3am! impressed? 

so saturday spelt portobello and the market with everything and nothing before oh my this post is eventful and i hopskipped over to broca for jamz with kangaroo, curly, liverpool, jammy dodger, flower, uncle jack, various, hetttttttttttie, loo, trumpetface, bauke, mauke, not a bad lost peasant and others which was sikbruhtruss. this of course being slang for good. and made all the better by a real life cryptic crossword.

lazy sunday then started with the phone coversation with the least decisions made per sentence ever and a quick jump to monday with rainy time, brownies and a ticket to ride europe. the board game. so that's done! 

in other news, i'm a financial genius.

find me a job please. you can have a brownie if you eat all of your tea.

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